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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 07:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

US measles count nears 1,200 cases as Ohio officials confirm 3 outbreaks are over - AP News

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

The Moon is Covered in Tiny Orange Glass Beads. Now We Know Why. - Universe Today

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

To those people in the world who have access to universal healthcare, what experiences could you share with Americans in order for us to understand how it affects your life (positively or negatively)?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why did Amazon initially deny leave of absence to Alexis Scott-Windham, the Amazon worker who survived the New Orleans terrorist attack?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why is it after eating almonds when I’m occupied, I don’t feel mild itch, but as soon as I have nothing to do, I feel mildly itchy?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.

Next, they tried...

No way

So they tried

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks