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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 07:33

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
US measles count nears 1,200 cases as Ohio officials confirm 3 outbreaks are over - AP News
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
The Moon is Covered in Tiny Orange Glass Beads. Now We Know Why. - Universe Today
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Should parents force their kids to go to school when they are sick?
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.
Next, they tried...
No way
So they tried
share office space ...
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Freaks and Cheeks